To all fans and Russian followers: I could not update my blog because of the plague, he took my left leg, nose, and even a goat, who was asleep on that special shelf where I keep my eggs. I'm writing from my ear. It `s fall, and I` m weaker by the hour, but dont hurt no more, it does hurt. Oh, and if you have any news about Josh Grobans recent musical performances, please let me know, I havn't heard from him in a while, and I need to hear ... to hear, now that I do not touch no more, do not touch.
Here's a poem for all you Russian brothers and sisters:
It's winter now
Goats and eggs in the will
of God.
In my will, there is only snow
and CAPS LOCK
to prove a point.
Frozen points.
I want to hear from the mountain again,
but they never write more
and never
ever wrote
ever again.
Evermore.